La canción del momento: The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

Creo que será mi tono del celular por un buen tiempo. 

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

Sometimes (ooohhh)

something beautifil happens in this world

(akon)

you dont know how to express yourself

so...

(and lonely island)

you just gotta sing...

i just had sex...

...and it felt so good!

a woman let me put my penis inside of her!

i just had sex..

...and ill never go back..

..to the not-havin-sex ways of the past

have you ever had sex?

i have-it felt great!

it felt so good when i did it with my penis

a girl let me do it

it literally just happened..

havin sex can make a nice man out the meanest!

never guess where i just came from-

i had sex!

if i had to describe the felling-

it was the best!

when i had the sex, man my penis felt great!

and i called my parents right after i was done

oh hey, didnt see you there-

guess what i just did!

had sex, undressed-

saw her boobies and the rest

was sure nice of her to let you do that thing

nice of any girl ever-

now sing!

i just had sex...

...and it felt so good!

a woman let me put my penis inside of her!

i wanna tell the world!

to be honest im surprised she even wanted me to do it

doesnt really make sense-

but man, screw it!

i aint one to argue with a good thing

she could be my wife-

that good?

he best 30 seconds of my life!

im so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

cuz honestly id have sex with a pile of manure

with that in mind, the soft, nice smellin girls better

cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

so this ones dedicated to them girls...

that let us flop around on top of them!

if youre near or far, whether short or tall..

we wanna thank you all for lettin us f*ck you!

she kept lookin at her watch-

(doesnt matter have sex!)

but i cried the whole time-

(doesnt matter have sex!)

i think she mightve been a racist-

(doesnt matter have sex!)

she put a bag on my head-

(still counts!)

i just have sex

and my dreams came true!

(dreams came true)

so if you had sex in hte last 30 minutes then youre qualified to sing with me!

i just had sex

(everybody sing!)

and it felt so good!

(we all had sex!)

a woman let me put my penis inside of her

(i wanna tell the whole world!)

i just had sex and ill never go back

(never go back!)

to the not-having-sex

days of the past